unemployed again

awake until 3 am

i’m so freaking bored

Sad, but true

A week from today

I’ll have started my new job

And forgotten you

Don’t run to my boss

Come to me with your problems

You fat, ignunt wanch!

Really? no….REALLY?!?!?!

You’re really leaving?

Who will I laugh all day with?

I think I might cry…

Never a good thing

Won’t you please come in?

And shut the door behind you

We’ve much to discuss

The stench left by you

In the fourth floor men’s bathroom

Means: Dude, eat less beans

In The End

Everything will be

Ok if only because

Taylor Swift says so

You think you can quit,

But my money says you won’t

You big sissy boy.

My boss doesn’t know

How to do her job. Why should

I be good at mine?

Sleep. Repeat. Reap.

You work your ass off

I’m lazy as shit. But look

Who got promoted!